access- Fast Access

Artist: access (Japan)
Album: Fast Access

SENSUAL GLIDE begins with a sort of electropop opening, and quickly turns into something ultra 80s. Kind of sounds like the credits theme for an 80s movie. A movie where two underdog skateboarders are hassled by a group of mean douches, but they prevail in the end. Kind of catchy, slightly repetitive and nothing special, but fun at the very least.

VIRGIN EMOTION is a typical pop song that lacks any personality whatsoever. Whatever fun I was having with that first track is now gone. Thanks, access.

Okay, now PALE BLUE RAIN... Oh God, it sounds like it's going to be a sappy ballad. It starts out like thousands of other damn ballads. I already hate it. NEXT!!

JEWELRY ANGEL has that same 80s dance feel as the first song, but with more of that soulless J-Pop feel to it. Bad.

DISTANCE~MOTOMEAUNIWA TOSUGITE~ is slower and... (snore) ... Oh, the sixth track just started as I slept in my own drool. This one is.... (snoooore).... Oh hey, from there on, it's so cliche and boring and lifeless that I just can't stay awake. G'night.

1 out of 5.

God, I hate J-pop. Why the hell do I even have this on my iPod?!